The Dad Bag — Beer Belly Waist Pack

A waist bag shaped like a beer belly. That's the whole idea. It gets a reaction every single time, and then people realise it actually holds a startling amount of stuff.

It's bigger than you think

45 × 17 × 17cm, around 13 litres — roughly eight times a normal bum bag. To put that in real terms, it comfortably swallows:

• A rolled-up hoodie
• Four or five cans
• Phone, keys, wallet, power bank
• A packed lunch and a water bottle

People buy it as a joke and then keep using it at festivals, on match days and at the airport, because it holds more than a small rucksack and never leaves your front.

Where it earns its keep

• Secret Santa and stocking fillers. Under twenty pounds, and it's the one that gets opened first.
• Stag dos, birthdays, fancy dress. A costume that's genuinely useful the morning after.
• Festivals and gigs. Everything stays in front of you where you can see it.
• Match days and beer gardens. Self-explanatory.

The practical bits

• Adjustable belt — fits over a coat, unisex, no fixed size
• Zip closure — single main compartment, opens wide
• Water-resistant PU — a spilled pint wipes straight off. It isn't waterproof, so don't take it swimming
• 150g empty — light enough that you forget it's on
• Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Don't machine wash

Specification

• Dimensions: 45 × 17 × 17cm
• Capacity: approx. 13 litres
• Material: PU, water-resistant
• Closure: zip
• Belt: adjustable, unisex
• Weight: approx.150g

Delivery and returns

Free UK delivery on every order. Dispatched from the UK within 2 working days. 30 days to send it back for a full refund if it isn't for you — email hello@pcrzozo.com.