The Dad Bag — It's a Bag, It Just Looks Like a Belly
PCRZOZO · UK
It's a bag.
It just looks
like a belly.
Everyone laughs. Then they find out it holds thirteen litres and stop laughing.
Straight to checkout. Klarna, Apple Pay, Shop Pay or card. Free UK delivery.
- 13 litres
- Adjustable belt
- Water-resistant
- 150g empty
The bit nobody expects
Thirteen litres. Genuinely.
A normal bum bag holds about a litre and a half — a phone, keys, and that's your lot. This holds roughly eight times that. It started as a joke and ended up being the bag people actually take to festivals.
What actually fits inside
- ✓ A rolled-up hoodie
- ✓ Four or five cans
- ✓ Phone, keys, wallet, power bank
- ✓ A packed lunch and a water bottle
Where it earns its keep
Bought as a joke.
Used all summer.
The practical bits
Made to survive a weekend.
One big zip compartment that opens wide, so you're not fishing around for your keys through a six-inch gap.
Adjustable belt that goes over a coat. Unisex, no fixed size, nothing to measure before you order.
Water-resistant PU. A spilled pint wipes straight off. It isn't waterproof and it won't survive a swim — but it'll shrug off a British afternoon.
- Dimensions45 × 17 × 17cm
- CapacityApprox. 13 litres
- MaterialPU, water-resistant
- ClosureZip
- BeltAdjustable, unisex
- WeightApprox. 150g
- CareWipe clean, don't machine wash
One price, one size, no faff
£19.99 delivered
Cheaper than a round, and it'll still be in the cupboard next festival season.
Get one — £19.99Before you order
Questions people actually ask.
Will it fit me?
The belt is adjustable and unisex, and it goes over a coat. There's nothing to measure and only one size, so there's no wrong choice to make at checkout.
Is it actually usable, or just a joke?
Both. It holds around 13 litres, which is roughly eight times a normal bum bag, and it has one big zip compartment that opens wide. Most people buy it for the reaction and then keep using it because it holds more than a small rucksack.
Is it really waterproof?
It's water-resistant, not waterproof. A spilled drink or a bit of drizzle wipes straight off the PU. Don't take it swimming and don't leave it out in a downpour with your phone in it.
How do I clean it?
Wipe it with a damp cloth. Don't put it in the washing machine.
Is it heavy?
About 150g empty, so no. It's the contents that'll weigh you down, not the bag.
When will it arrive?
Free UK delivery on every order. Dispatched from the UK within 2 working days, with delivery in 4–6 working days.
What if it's not for me?
30 days to send it back for a full refund. Email hello@pcrzozo.com and we'll sort it out.